Madonna 'Gets Jesus to Convert to Kabbalah'

February 13, 2009 by dino

Madonna’s rumored paramour Jesus Luz has reportedly converted to the mystical Jewish faith Kabbalah.

Brazilian model Luz – who is said to be a strict Catholic – has joined an online community for Kabbalah believers, and has updated his website, informing “friends” about his switch to the faith, of which the Material Girl is a devout follower.

“Jesus’ family are very traditional and quite religious so this news is sure to come as something of a shock,” a source tells Britain’s Daily Mirror newspaper.

“But Jesus is totally taken with Madonna and is slightly in awe of her. Quite simply he can’t get enough, and finds her utterly compelling and bewitching.

“The pair have spent a lot of time together in recent weeks and Madonna’s chatted quite freely about her personal beliefs – especially Kabbalah.

“He has taken a real interest in it and started making a few online inquiries into the faith.

“He has joined an online Kabbalah group and is keen to become an active member. Madonna has also offered to take him to the Kabbalah center in New York and he is exceedingly keen to take her up on that.”

Meanwhile, Madonna has apparently told her previous squeeze, New York Yankees slugger Alex ‘A-Rod’ Rodriguez, that her relationship with Luz is just a publicity stunt.

A source told the New York Daily News earlier this week, “Madonna and A-Rod have been burning up the phones and she keeps on insisting that Jesus is just a PR stunt. Alex says he understands, and now he’s asking her to understand that salvaging his career is his priority.”


  • Anonymous1

    what alot of b***s, the story with old hag madonna and sleazy arod is just pathetic, and jesus is just a PR stunt! poor kid being used by madonna, madonna & arod have been at it from the start, arod should be concentrating on trying to hold on to his baseball career instead of trying to hold onto madonna.

  • mary

    she is so fantastic… I simply love her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!