Robert Pattinson Hates Being Called R-Patz
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ROBERT Pattinson admits he’s not a fan of his nickname R-Patz!
The hunky Twilight star has been known by the moniker for several years, but he has never liked it and would like to injure the person who came up with the name.
“I would like to break the hands and mouth of the person who came up with it,” he said.
Meanwhile, Rob — whose girlfriend Kristen Stewart cheated on him with married director Rupert Sanders — admits he has a tough time understanding members of the opposite sex.
“I think that I’d have a better understanding with a boy. Girls are hard to understand. The instruction manual that comes with them is 800 pages long and written in Chinese!” he said.
“And if you know how to read it, you realize that you’re still missing 32 more chapters that are essential and you have to improvise. Whereas with a boy, it’s easy. Sports, TV, a video game, some Coke and he’s happy.”
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